So far, we’ve mostly looked at the women’s patterns in the Vogue Knitting Catalog of Mental Instability. That’s partly because, even though dudes are increasingly taking up the needles, knitting is still a mostly female-dominated hobby. So let’s hear it for men’s equal rights to devote hours of their lives to making something they will wear once and immediately regret:
How to take a picture of a model wearing a stupendously ugly hat: Give him a random prop and have him make a face at something in the distance.
“If I squint really hard, I can almost see my career in the distance.”
As far as themes go, VK has covered space hookers and zombie flappers. Why not throw in a few pirates, just for good measure?