Son, you got a panty on your head.

Things I am disappointed I haven’t done since getting engaged, in ascending order of importance:

4. Go to a bridal expo; explode in a glittery cloud of snark
3. Find venues
2. Finish a dress
1. When Nick leaves the room at a bar or party, find a stranger with a mustache and weepingly tell them “MAH FEYONCE LEFT ME”

 

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